Wednesday, February 10, 2010

memo to birds everywhere

If you are in a two mile radius of the Foster residence, please note that they have two rather large windows in their living room. From a distance it may look like you could breeze right through the room with no troubles at all due to the fact that there are no window coverings to mention, but do not be fooled.

There are windows there.

It will cause you some pain and create a loud thud that will stop the heart of those inside (for just a second, but it's a second nonetheless).

Please take note and pass the word along.

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Now if I could find a battery and a ladder to silence the chirping smoke detector in the same room I might find some peace today!

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